I think the best way to describe this one is to tell you point by point what I was thinking or doing, so here goes:

 00:00- "Before you begin, be sure" She's looking away AND distracted by a conversation! Good. Now I just need to pretend hard enough that I need to be up here looking at those... tower fans! Yeah, I'll look at the tower fans while move in for this shot... like that's a good ruse.
 00:29- Darn! I did all that faking to get here and they're done talking already! Now I have to find a new thing to fake doing!
 00:52- I'm just trying to help you enjoy the subtle details of her movements as much as I was.
 01:30- I was actually trying to give that woman in the orange enough screen time for a video, but she wasn't good enough to go solo, so I just threw her in here instead of out. Plus, a video dedicated to her would've overlapped a lot with this one.
 01:48- I REALLY wanted to say no! 
 02:00- ...so should I count myself as busted? I know the feminine hygiene aisle is the wrong aisle for me to be in.
 02:11- I'm just trying to be in the right place when they leave this section.
 02:44- Yep, they surely know what's up by now IF they know I've got a camera. Maybe they don't know THAT yet.
 03:03- Trying to be sneaky
 03:25- They're going all the way across the store for soap powder, and I'm actually planning to follow them... all the way across the store.
 03:36- If I film this I will put some distance between me and those girls and I'll be able to finish this woman's video[that never got made].
 04:19- I'm TRYING to stay alongside them.
 04:31- I should probably go on a little ahead of them so I can get another nice shot of her walking by me and so I won't be mirroring travel path so completely, but I'm probably so busted by now that thier merciful benevolence the only reason I'm not in some kind of fight right now.
 05:11- I'll let them go. Mental note: Come back for this one here.
 05:20- There they are getting the soap powder, just like they said. I only need to tape them walking away from there. I do not need to get in even more trouble by going over there. I think I overheard some guys saying something about a camera a second ago...
 06:00- Well what do you know? I guess it's time for me to get ready to go too! And I caught her pulling her shorts up.
 06:15- This is probably overshooting them, but here I am standing in line taping it anyway. I got the detergent I came here to buy in my arms right now, and I'm trying to hold the camera in a way that makes it look like I'm not using it, in case they know I have a camera. 
 06:47- I think he works here.
 07:18- Wanted to make sure I used enough filler footage to give you time to read the captions.